These are without a shadow of a doubt the coolest characters ever made.
- Sloth, The Goonies
- Probably the only likable character from The Goonies, mostly because he isn’t there most of the time. He’s strong, yet not so bright, and I mean, he actually almost sacrificed himself for a bunch of snotty kids, so what’s not to like?
- Barry B. Benson, The Bee Movie
- He’s an actual bee, don’t even try and tell me he isn’t one of the coolest characters of all time. Having single handedly sued the entire human race for stealing the bee’s honey, and was so slick that he finessed a human girlfriend, there’s nothing you could say to convince me he isn’t one of the best characters ever made.
- R5-D4, Star Wars: A New Hope
- When he first appears, he apparently dies immediately, which may lead you to believe he was a worthless, throwaway gag character. But as it turns out, he purposefully destroyed himself to help R2-D2 complete his mission, and therefore is the greatest member of the Rebel Alliance.
- Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
- The creator and destroyer of her realm, she rules all. Peppa harasses her friends and family, constantly causing trouble for them, only to later completely solve her problems as if they were never a problem in the first place. In the infinite cycle of suffering and forgiveness, Peppa giveth and Peppa taketh away.
- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
- Bateman kills people without remorse or reason, and gets away with it because he’s rich and good looking. There’s no other comparison, that’s cool as all frick. And by the end of it, it seems like none of it actually happened and he’s probably just insane, which adds more flavor to the soup of Patrick’s homicidal tendencies.
Tech Shmech 